Lost in Neverland

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

coonskiin:

if I were surrounded by trees in a forest right now you have no clue how content I’d be.

babygurgs:

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

Ah. ._.